how can u be prego again
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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