sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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