So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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