Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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