watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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