Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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