People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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