Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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