So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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