Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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