He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
you never un-have a 4some
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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