Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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