Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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