Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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