Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
