you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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