some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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