i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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