I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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