i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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