I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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