I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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