how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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