that's an acceptable place to lick
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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