Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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