so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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