and you said cock pushups were impossible
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
where are my eyebrows?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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