I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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