operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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