Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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