wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My liver just had a heart attack.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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