Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
only you would photoshop your dick
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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