doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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