Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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