We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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