Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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