No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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