You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
