Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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