Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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