Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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