you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm both gender and math confused
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