Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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