so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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