if i can run in heels then i can drive
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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