so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
