its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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