we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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