can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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