Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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