i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she pinky promised me she was 18
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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