are you still at the devil's house?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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