they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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